Some folks are just slower than others. |
However, considering my track record, I assure you, it is not. |
In keeping with the grand tradition of laughing at people doing stupid things, I hope you enjoy these next few posts. And if you don't, perhaps you will enjoy this instead.
^NSFW^ |
The time: Two days ago.
The place: Work
Outcome: Had to change pants.
Imagine you're at work. It's still early, but it's been a pretty good morning so far. You've managed to get to work on time and actually remembered to make coffee.
Christmas is only a few days away, and that holly jolly goodwill-toward-men feeling is bubbling up inside you. Maybe you're singing Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer a little louder than you would if you knew people were around.
That was the situation I found myself in as I was going through the office back door. Balancing a coffee mug on the clipboard I was carrying in one hand, while I fished for my keys with the other.
"... had a very shiny nose.
And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows.
Like a lightbulb!"
Like a lightbulb!"
As I was dealing with the door, a few things happened simultaneously. I heard a voice say "Morning", and a tiny head popped out from behind the hood of a car parked not three feet away.
How long have you been standing there!? |
Eh. Something like that. |
So as I stood there, covered in coffee, the only thing going through my head was:
"An Elf is talking to me!"
Damn you Hollywood! |
The coffee mug I had dropped was rolling toward him. He eyed it, stepped over the mug and went inside.
Burned. Both by coffee and a little person.
Ouch.
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