I got engaged.
SQUEE!!! |
^ Which is pretty hard to do in the middle of this nonsense ^ |
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Oh really? Well, what the fuck do you know!? Were you there?!
I thought not...
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Anyway, I could wax poetic about how I almost spilled whiskey laden coffee all over myself, but, let's be real, no one really cares about that...
But, hell, you know, you get a ring on your finger and suddenly your favorites tab is chock full of dresses, cakes, and other fun things. And then you leave the realm of pinterest and discover how much those things actually cost and then you feel sick and consider just eloping...
Peace out my homies. This is happening. |
And yet, here we are, also renovating this house in the midst of engagement shenanigans.
I guess what I'm trying to say is, while I fantasize about stupidly awesome cakes, the reality is I'm haggling with a guy named Lem over the price of dirt so we can grade around our house.
Fun Fact: Adding a slope of dirt around the foundation directs water away from the house. Preventing the water from pooling which can lead to mold and other gross things. |
On Valentines Day.
And they say romance is dead. |
Roses and chocolate won't keep. But dirt?
Dirt is forever.