You're funny, edgy, and cool. What with the way you so effortlessly deliver those devastating one-liners. Your someecards account must just be hemorrhaging wit.
But perhaps the time has come, to give it a rest.
The constant barrage of quips and cynical mockery has become exhausting. And the groans of annoyance can no longer be stifled by those weak, half-hearted laughs you seem to live for.
Trust me, it's not a matter of the "sheeple" just not "getting" your humor. We understand. Really.
But it's too much.
You are not Oscar Wilde.