The 1950s housewife in me just swooned

 
                          So, this thing --->> 
















Is the scrumdiddlyumptious bomb diggity Tits McGee of hardwood and tile cleaning.

Fo' cereal.

Cause I was all like... 

What has the ability to pick up debris and wash floors without just spreading the dirt around?

 And then Hoover Floormate was all...

I don't put dirty water back on the floor.

I had my doubts, but...

Hells yeah bitches

And now, I'd like to apologize for setting the women's rights movement back 50 years.

I think I'll find a man to make me a sandwich now.
Just to even things out.