The things we do for a paycheck ... Part III

During my relatively short time here in the lovely state of Georgia, I've learned two very important things:

Tasers suck.

Longest five seconds of my life.

Yet O.C sucks harder.

Thirty minutes of face melt is not pretty.

Being immobilized as a human lightning rod for a few seconds is far better than feeling like my face is on fire for half an hour.

And speaking of fire....

Fun fact: O.C + Taser = Inferno

Anyone else suddenly crave marshmallows?

Lesson learned: Never f*cking EVER again.
Perspective gained: Campfires are going to be a lot easier to start now...