NOT BEING A CHEAP-ASS WHEN TIPPING YOUR SERVER
I'm told that it builds character, whatever that is. Although I've got a sneaking suspicion that "building character" is just a pleasant euphemism for going through a miserable situation.
And if you can make it out of your tunnel of despair without having a complete meltdown you get exactly one character built.
|To be cashed in upon retirement. |
|"'I' BEFORE 'E', DAMMIT! |
Keith, why must you torment me?!"
- Pre-2011 Me
|Hulk no understand.|
"It's 2AM. There's still time to make one more bad decision."
During college I worked the third shift at a 24 hour diner.
|"An eclectic eatery"|
|Yup. Just like that. |
But with tie-dye.
|As if you couldn't guess.|
|Is that Corona on the bottom?|
And by the way...
Dear Guy who yaked into his beverage cup,
As you continue your journey through life, I hope you found better friends than the group you were with in the spring of 2006. None of whom offered to assist as you revisited your victuals.
There were looks of disgust and horror, but none held your hair, rubbed your back, or spoke words of comfort into your alcohol addled ears.
Although I think the dude on the left took your hurling as his chance to cop a feel on the cute blonde.
|This is actually pretty accurate.|
In the middle of the dining room.
And you weren't even in my section.
Lesson learned: Real friends keep your hair out of puke.
Perspective gained: I've got real friends.